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nancy; 19; pgh; romantic filly (see below). i love the post and ludovico einaudi and any meal shared with a friend.

23 Nov 2009 2:18

“ He will not make me unhappy, for the simple reason that he cannot contribute to my happiness. ” - Madame de Staël

23 Nov 2009 2:07

The Tools of Chivalry

Handkerchief

Good for: When she spills her drink, starts to cry, or needs to be blindfolded for a surprise.

Also good for: Folding stylishly into your breast pocket.

Lighter

Good for: Lighting her cigarette or scented candles around her bathtub.

Also good for: “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” encore.

Pen

Good for: Jotting down her number.

Also good for: Scribbling pictures of the two of you riding horses together on cocktail napkins.

Breath Strips

Good for: Keeping yourself approachable after a little crab dip.

Also good for: Her breath.

Umbrella

Good for: Keeping her dry during a storm.

Also good for: Improvised musical numbers.

(via Esquire)